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Gettin’ Older Cackles

It really doesn't matter if your going on 40 or hitting 90....certain aspects of getting older really suck! If you're going to have wrinkles anyway, why not create them from a lifetime of laughter?

What are Gettin' Older Cackles you ask?? Well, these little bags of chuckles help watching the years go by making light of the inevitable! Are you starting to lose control of your bodily functions, or perhaps growing hair in places you never thought possible? Cut your friends off at the chase with a Fart Machine & Ear/Nose Hair plugs! They'll be speechless! Men & women alike often run into the saggy-boob syndrome, so why not give them a lift with Breast Suspenders? Are your elderly friends too needy with your time? Help them pass the day with the Killing Time Exercise Book!

Gettin’ Older Cackles
$36.95
*Gettin' Older Cackles Content: Contents include the water resistant Cacklebags Backpack, Breast Suspenders, Killing Time Exercise Book, Dribble Glass, Death Mints, Ear/Nose Hair, Fart Machine, and Laughter Bag!

Why Give Gettin' Older Cackles??? Apparently you've started losing the memory thing now too! Getting older sometimes stinks, and it could be a lot easier going into the later years with a good attitude and a lot of laughter! Think of some of your elderly buddies who could use some fun after everything they've been through....this little gesture of goodness would bring a whole lot of joy to someone, not to mention to yourself!

*Content items may be substituted or changed at any time.